That Mickey Mouse operation known as Disney knows the plight of wild cats is near and dear to everyone with a heart. And what with the multi-platform success of The Lion King, we can assume the imagineers have been on the hunt for another way to tug at our feline fetish ever since. Hence:
I know, I know, but you have got to resist it – at least through the first week.
"But Public D, if I don't go over the Earth Day weekend or the first week, Disney won't make a donation to the African Wildlife Foundation...in my honor!"
True. But here's a better idea: make a donation to AWF your damn self (that is, "in your own honor"), wait for it to come out on NetFlix, save the gas, and read this Disney classic with your family instead:
How to Read Donald
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